Warrant Officer Laurits "Captain Coleslaw"

Captain_Coleslaw aka Laurits is one of the longtime members of the Squidonian Government. Although he is fairly competent in moderation, it rarely shows, as he is Danish and never taken seriously. He is often made the scapegoat for random jokes (Often by the servers official 'Murican). He loves poking at mistakes, and likes everything looking nice. No wonder he is fairly hated...